"School's Out For Summer" part 1. ________________________________________________________________________ Authors note: Basically what this is is a series set in Summer for the Tiny Toons. I'll send out a part every week or so (basically whenever I get the chance) until I feel the series has gone on long enough. If you like what you see here, you will be able to get each part at either of my two homepages: http://shaw.iol.ie/~joegerde/ (a multi purpose page) http://shaw.iol.ie/~joegerde/acme.htm (come here if like the Warner Bros. cartoons) Please note that nobody may modify this story without my expressed permission. Enjoy >:-> ________________________________________________________________________ Part 1. It's the first day of the summer vacation in Acme Acres and the sun blazes in the sky as Furrball emerges early from the Acme Loo. Furrball was very pleased with himself today because he has managed to avoid injury or chase for at least 6 hours straight! A personal record. As Furrball is on his way down the street, he is thinking about the prospects of the day. Could he possibly avoid even the slightest bump for 24 hours. Maybe if he just slept the rest of the day out he could.......... *SMACK* Furrball's train of thought is derailed as he walks headlong into a wooden fence. Oh well, guess not! Furrball starts lazily towards the gate which is hanging askew just a few metres away when he notices a small gap in wood. His eyes go from the gate and back to the gap and he decides to take the lazy option and climb under the fence. Furrball scrunches his head in under the small hole and then proceeds to force his torso underneath the wet fence(WET!)with his faint trademark *MEOW* and then continues on his merry way. Then he begins to smell something, something strong, something pungent, SOMETHING THAT STINKS! "Wait a minute, that's the smell of a SKUNK!" Panic fills Furrball's insides, and then fades away for numerous reasons; 1. Fifi was going out with Hamton. 2. Pepe would have no interest in someone younger. 3. He was a cat, and for once he didn't have a white stripe down his back. Furrball continues on for a few feet when he begins to smell something else, like a chemical plant, no wait. ...more like, like paint. PAINT! Furrball whirls his head around at the fence, and what he sees turns his blood colder than an Eskimo's swimming shorts. The fence is freshly painted in bright WHITE! Furrball quickly looks down his back, and his worst fears were confirmed. From the tip of his tail to as far as he could see on himself is a neat white stripe. "Keep calm." his brain tells him,"Remember, Fifi is going out with Hamton" This settles him somewhat. He will just go home now and wash off the paint while it's still wet. And then he hears the most chilling cry that could ever rebound off a cat's eardrums: "Oh Mon dieu, ze beeutiful skunk hunk!" "No it can't be, she's supposed to be an item with Hamton". But sure enough as Furrball looks behind him Fifi is bounding towards him at a terrific pace. There is no time to lose, Furrball kicks up his legs and bolts, going faster than the road he is can take as it curls up in a flaming heap behind him. Down the street he races, past Weenie burger, past the Acme Gigi Plex, past Montana Max's mansion. Everything is just a blur. The G-force is beginning to take its toll on Furrball now, the flesh on his face is being driven so far back that it is getting in his eyes. His feet are starting to heat up to temperatures equal to that of the core of a small volcanic island. He is beginning to lose Fifi when he sees what was dead in his tracks. ELMYRA! Furrball slams on the breaks and crashes straight into Elmyra's arms. "Oooooo, a cute kitty-witty to play with". With those words Elmyra begins to squeeze Furrball with all her might while breaking into song at the same time. "I love cats, I love Kitties, I squeeze them into itty-bittys!" Furrball tries desperately to get out of her deadly grip, but it is no use. "Come on kitty, lets bring you home and give u a nice bath!" With the mention of the word "bath" Furrball begins to thrash up and down violently. "Now stop that you silly kitty-cat, or else auntie Elmyra will have to punish you!" "Le gasp, what exactly do you think that you are doing with moi's skunk hunk" "Ewwwww, it's that stinky kitty again" "Unhand that hunk" "No, He's my kitty, isn't that right" Elmyra rubs Furrball's head vigorously. "Ah am warning you, give 'im back to moi, or else" "Or else what stinky kitty" "Or else dis" Fifi raises her tail and unleashes her deadly fragrance on Elmyra. Elmyra gurgles something and passes out, dropping Furrball to whom Fifi rushed to. "Oh my little pretzel du passion, you are ze most beeutiful thing. Non" Furrball squirms uncontrollably, lucky for him Fifi's grip, although strong isn't half as strong a Elmyra's and Furrball breaks free and tears off down the road again. "Come back my little cappachino d'amor". Shouts Fifi after Furrball as she races after him. This time Furrball is taking no chances. He zooms across Acme Acres at speeds never even thought possible. His feet catch fire, his face nearly implodes and boiling tar from the roads sticks on him like burning gasoline jelly. He can't see anything in front of him and suddenly everything stops and begins to speed up then total darkness prevails. Furrball eventually manages to stop. He looks around him wondering what to make of the situation and then he realises what he has done. He has broken the space-time continuem with his immense speed................. ...................AGAIN! "Aww rats, now I gotta find my way home. Last time this happened, it took me a whole week!" Furrball thinks to himself as stumbles off into the darkness. It looks like this is going to be one CRAZY summer! ________________________________________________________________________ Copyright DarkmaN 1997 all rights reserved. "Just because your paranoid, don't mean there not after you" Written by DARKMAN (the_darkman@hotmail.com) Original idea by DARKMAN. The whole damn thing by DARKMAN. Tiny Toon characters copyright 1993 Warner Bros. Used without permission. Look out for the next part to this series coming soon.